an open letter to the general publc

dear general public,

We've had cell phones for what, almost a decade? I am writing to let you know i am disapointed at the lack of ettiquite you all have to this day, in regards to cell phone use. Do you really htink you're that important that you must pick up every incoming call? Because you all seem to do this, in busses, in elevators, in line for coffee. This forced the rest of us to have to listen to you yell at your husband, confirm a cake order or gossip about the trashy one night stand you had last night.
So please, please jsut wait 45 more seconds until the elevator gets to your floor and call the person back if you must. Or just learn to text!

Love
Sarah

P.S. Just because you are speaking in another language, its still terribly annoying and i can read your facial expressions.